It was a slow day, meaning not a lot of customer traffic. An older gentleman about 60-65 came into the store and said he was having an issue with his smartphone. I asked what the issue was and he says he can't send pictures or video.
Generally, people have their data turned off or some setting that needs to be adjusted. In this case, he had his data turned off. I handed it back to him and asked him to try it again... And here is where it gets good.
He pulls up his photo gallery and clicks on the item he was trying to send. A video, with the volume all the way up begins to play. Now, I'm not sure what was happening in the video as I couldn't see it but, I have a couple of theories...
The video begins to playing and I hear a man's voice. I recognize it as this man as I have been speaking with him. In the video, he is moaning let's say... Sensually. Accompanying the moaning is very heavey breathing. A co-worker of mine who has been nearby hears this and nearly loses it. He walks into the back trying and failing to stifle his laughter. I imagine the look on my face was pretty good as I had to attempt to keep my cool but, the look on this dude's face as he realized what he had done was absolutely perfect. This guy had just filled the store with the sounds of himself rubbing one out.
I say again, this dude played a video of him pulling on himself!
In a panic he quickly thanked me for my help and exited the store...
WHO WAS HE SENDING THAT TO!?
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