When they walk into the nearest big box franchise store and purchase them, baby in tow, everyone will know why. The calming texture is far easier on the unclean portions of their child. It will be a soothing experience for father, mother and child alike.
For me, it's different. When I bought a box earlier, the cashier, with her iron water washed dirty blonde, faded pink hair, lit up with delight.
"Boy or girl?" she excitedly asked.
"Boy." I shamelessly replied.
"How old is he?" the inevitable question came.
"26." ending the conversation with a puzzled look.
Babies shouldn't be the only ones that can experience this pleasure.
Sweet baby Jesus that's good
Yes. It's that good.
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