You're standing over there, you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up

You know who doesn't get enough credit? Paul Rudd. I mean seriously, this man is a comic genius and I am certain would have made a better Doug than Justin Bartha in the "Hangover" series. Think about it? Why else is Doug such a small piece of the puzzle? Obviously because Paul Rudd isn't mind fucking the shit out of you with his dry humor and rapist wit. Finally after all these years I realize there is someone famous that reminds me of myself. Think of the roles Paul Rudd plays. He's successful, only if you compare him to his lazy ass best friend. He always looks at the glass as half empty, and why the fuck not, it leaves less of a chance for disappointment. Up until marriage my relationships were always a disaster (dock another point for Paul Rudd's characters), and who can honestly say you don't expect me to take a picture of this magnitude when I'm 35?

Honestly, stare into this photo. The arrogance of posing in Playgirlesque fashion, with less than Playgirl looks, yet with enough cock in his walk to stare at himself in his lady friends mirror and say "that's right world, eat your fucking heart out." The similarities are uncanny.

Even more of a similarity is that of the friends Paul Rudd's characters team up with. I like to make reference to one of my all-time Paul Rudd favorites "Role Models". In this movie Paul Rudd plays Danny, a salesman for the energy drink Minotaur which places him the motivational speaker role to students in area schools (yeah I totally see myself telling kids how to make something of themselves). Danny has a less than stellar day and finally has a mental breakdown. The result? The company truck dressed as a Minotaur driven directly up the highschool statues ass (right on Danny!) Because of this, Danny and his best friend Wheeler (Sean William Scott) must do 31 days of community service at a Boys and Girls Club knock off. In a nutshell Danny is a miserable goddamn and Wheeler is a sex-crazed Goddamn. The result one fucking funny movie.

After a nice text from one of my closest friends, I thought it was time for an uplifting post. And who doesn't have the best friend who wants to do the absolute minimum (eat, sleep, and have sex) in life?

Thank you Paul Rudd for making movies that relate to me, and most importantly making movies I can relate your characters buddies to.

Mid-Terms are the devil and "Hey Wheeler she's tasting your beast!"